Jay Critchley on Re-Rooters Day

35th Re-Rooters Day Ceremony – 1-7-2018 – Provincetown Harbor
Preemptive Cheats
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The Lord appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush and gave him…
The Ten Commandments of Loopholed Bullies

1. Complicit corporate creep is the Lord Thy God and Thou shalt not eclipse
unsheltered growth-stocked storm surges before me
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2. Thou shalt not robocall border wall-mart-inis whoring as profiled pass through
weaponized broflakes
3. Thou shalt not fat check countryless donor maintenance bullying race-blind
retroambulative franchised hair extensions
4. Thou shalt keep holy post-combustion gender fluid kleptocrats jomo-ing
deregulated preemptive creation stories
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: Duck + Cover
6. Thou shalt not kill paper-toweled smallism predation clawbacking off-shoring
fact indifferent spirit guides
7. Thou shalt not commit indigenous ecocidal copays migrating as supply
chained whitewashing face palm earnings calls
8. Thou shalt not commit unclapped lecturous savage gorpcore auto-polluting
prosthetic drugged troll armies
9. Thou shalt not gut flora provenance assaulting fake pews loopholing arsenal
kneeing nativists
10. Thou shalt not covet white herbicidal shootings diddling petty Amazonian
sea level silence of the lands.

Let it be known that the devils and sinners who deceive us shall be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beasts and false profits are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Amen.